Some Manchester United Songs And Chants - Send Me Any You Know Too Please

"Who put the ball in the German net?" - songs and chants about current and past Manchester United players

Manchester United players have always been treated well by the supporters when it comes to having their own songs and chants blasted out in the stadium to encourage them or recognise their excellent display on the pitch. King Eric said, "So much the better if my goals give you something to sing about. Nothing else is important!" and even now, years after he's finished playing football, the fans go through their array of Cantona songs at every match.

Manchester Utd current squad 2008-2009 Sir Alex Ferguson 13 ji-sung park 1 edwin van der sar 15 nemanja vidic 2 gary neville 16 michael carrick 3 patrice evra 17 nani 4 owen hargreaves 18 paul scholes 5 rio ferdinand 22 john o'shea 6 wes brown 23 jonny evans 7 cristiano ronaldo 24 darren fletcher 8 anderson 26 alberto manucho 9 louis saha 29 tomasz kuszczak 10 wayne rooney 32 carlos tevez 11 ryan giggs 35 rodrigo possebon

Ferguson's Red and White Army Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap] Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap]... Fergie, Give Us A Song Fergie, give us a song, Fergie, Fergie, give us a song... (The supporters' sarcastic reaction to Fergie's criticism of the poor atmosphere at Old Trafford v Birmingham on New Year's Day 2008. This song was first sang at Villa Park in United's 2-0 FA Cup win, and heard again at home v Newcastle (6-0)) Fergie, Give Us A Wave Fergie, give us a wave, Fergie, Fergie, give us a wave... Stand Up If You Love Fergie! Stand Up, if you love Fergie, Stand Up, if you love Fergie... Every Single One Of Us Loves Alex Ferguson! Oh, every single one of us, Loves Alex Ferguson, Loves Alex Ferguson, Loves Alex Ferguson... Every Single One Of Us Loves Cathy Ferguson! Oh, every single one of us, Loves Cathy Ferguson, Loves Cathy Ferguson, Loves Cathy Ferguson... (this was sang when Sir Alex's wife talked him out of retirement!) Happy Birthday Sir Alex... Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Sir Alex, Happy Birthday to you! (if you go to the New Year's Eve/Day fixture, you might hear a rendition of this one!) If you've heard any other Alex Ferguson songs or chants at games,and I'll update my listings.

Edwin Van Der Sar Even though the Dutch keeper has become a hero with the fans, we haven't heard of any songs booming around Old Trafford. Clearly he's a silent hero. Suggestions of "ooh aah Van Der Sar!" have been mentioned to us but if you've heard of any other Van Der Sar songs/chants, let me know

Gary Neville Is A Red (to the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down') Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red, Gary Neville is a red... He hates Scousers! Tracey Neville's Off Her Head (to the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down') Tracey Neville's off her head, off her head, off her head, Tracey Neville's off her head, She plays netball! Neville Neville Is Their Dad (to the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down') Neville Neville is their dad, is their dad, is their dad, Neville Neville is their dad, He hates Scousers! One Gary Neville One Gary Neville - There's only one Gary Neville, One Gary Nev-ille - There's only one Gary Nev-ille! If you've heard any other Gary Neville songs or chants at games, and I'll update my listings.

Patrice Evra The French full-back lhas become a favourite at Old Trafford with the fans and a first choice pick for Fergie. Surprisingly he's not got a song yet. In an interview on TV, Patrice said he loved the song the fans were singing about him to the tune of the La Marseillaise. It's a bit of a mystery as we've never heard it. He probably misheard it for the Eric song. However, if you've heard any Evra songs/chants sang at games, please let me know

Oh Owen Hargreaves (to the tune of 'You're Too Good To Be True' by Andy Williams) Oh Owen Hargreaves you're the love of my life Oh Owen Hargreaves I'd let you shag my wife Oh Owen Hargreaves I want curly hair too Owen Hargreaves Is Wonderful Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful! Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful, He plays with Giggs, Anderson and Nani Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful! If you've heard any other Owen Hargreaves songs or chants at games,.

Ri-o Ri-o! Ri-o! If you've heard any other Rio Ferdinand songs or chants at games,

We've Got Wesley Brown! (to the tune of 'Knees Up Mother Brown') We've got Wesley Brown, We've got Wesley Brown. We've got Wesley, we've got Wesley... We've got Wesley Brown! If you've heard any other Wes Brown songs or chants at games,.

Viva Ronaldo... United fans singing in Rome Viva Ronaldo Viva Ronaldo Running down the wing Hear United sing Viva Ronaldo That Boy Ronaldo... He plays on the left, He plays on the right. That Boy Ronaldo, Makes England look shite! (originally, the song was 'makes Beckham look shite!' which didn't sit easy with many United fans. After Portugal knocked out England in the World Cup, the lyrics were altered pleasing the large number of reds who fall into the anti-England camp) There's Only One Ronaldo! There's only one Ronaldo, There's only one Ronaldo... You've Only Come To See Ronaldo Come to see Ronaldo, You've only come to see Ronaldo, Come to see Ronaldo, You've only come to see Ronaldo... Portugal Port-ur-gall Port-ur-gall (another one to wind up the rival fans as it has a big dig at England as Ronaldo put out England in the 2006 World Cup in Germany, smashing in the final penalty in the shootout) There's Nothing You Can Do... (to the tune of 'My Guy' by Mary Wells) There's nothing you can do when he goes passed you Ronaldo, Ronaldo... It's Ronaldo! (to the tune of 'That's Amore') When the ball hits the goal it's not Giggs, it's not Scholes, It's Ronaldo!

Anderson-son-son (to the tune of 'Agadoo' by Black Lace) Anderson, son, son He's better than Kleberson. Anderson, son, son Our midfield magician. To the left, to the right, To the samba beat tonight, He is class with the brass And he shits on Fabregas! Anderson An-der-son An-der-son

Wa Hey Hey Louis Saha (to the tune of 'Na Na Hey Hey' by Bananarama) Louis Saha, Louis Saha, Wa Hey Hey, Louis Saha! Knowing Me, Knowing You... (to the tune of 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' by ABBA) Knowing Me, Knowing You... SAHA! If you've heard any other Luis Saha songs or chants at games,.

Rooney! ROO-NEY! ROO-NEY! Once A Blue.... Once a Blue Always a Red Once a Blue Always a Red... The White Pele (to the tune of 'Tom Hark' by The Piranhas) I saw my mate the other day, He said to me, he'd seen the white Pele, So I asked, "Who is he?" He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney. Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney. An Early Rooney song heard v Fenerbahce on his debut in September 2004 30 million, f*ckin' by'eck, We've signed a Scouser, who looks like Shrek (not the most flattering song sang by United fans and was soon dropped. Was first heard at games during the media speculation about his switch to United, with different lyrics, 'we're signing a Scouser who looks like Shrek')

He's Won it Ten Times He's won it ten times, He's won it ten times, That boy Giggsy, He's won it ten times. Giggs Will Tear You Apart (to the tune of 'Love Will Tear You Apart' by Joy Division) Giggs... Giggs will tear you apart (again)... Giggs... Giggs will tear you apart (again)... Giggs Has Torn His Hamstring (to the tune of 'Love Will Tear You Apart' by Joy Division) Giggs... Giggs has torn his hamstring (again)... Giggs... Giggs has torn his hamstring (again)... Running Down The Wing (to the tune of Robin Hood) Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing - Feared by the blues, Love by the reds... Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs... He Gave Giggsy The Ball (to the tune of Volare) Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh- Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh- He gave Giggsy the ball And Arsenal won f*ck all...

Hong Kong Phooey (to the tune of 'If You're Happy and You Know It' ) We've got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing, We've got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing, We've got Hong Kong Phooey, Hong Kong Phooey, Hong Kong Phooey on the wing! (not heard as much anymore) He Eats Labradors (chat) He shoots, He scores, He eats labradors, Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park...

He'll F**kin' Murder Ya! (to the tune of Volare) Nemanja ohhh, Nemanja ohhh, He comes from Serbia... He'll f**kin' Murder Ya! Is it Nemanja? (tune of 'Monster' by Automatic) What's that coming over the hill? Is it Nemanja? Is it Neman-ja?

Michael Carrick is a Red (to the tune of 'Seasons In The Sun') He can tackle, pass, head, Michael Carrick is a Red. Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas, Your not fit to wipe his arse! (Sang by Pete Boyle and friends in the pub before the game however it's never taken off inside the stadium)

Hey Nani-Nani (to the tune of 'Hey Nonny Nonny' by the Violent Femmes) Hey Nani-Nani ohhh! Hey Nani-Nani ohhh! Ho Nani-Nani! Ho Nani-Nani! Hey Nani-nani! Hey Nani-nani! Oh Nani! Oh Nani! (First heard at the United 4 Arsenal 0 FA Cup game in 2008) Nani NA-NI, NA-NI NA-NI (First sang by a lone guy on Nani's debut during a pre-season friendly in Northern Ireland. It was heard again, briefly being sang by the 'Johnny-cum-Lately's' and 'Muppets' after his superb strike against Spurs at Old Trafford) If you've heard any other Nani songs or chants at games, .

He Scores Goals (to the tune of 'Kum Ba Yah' ) He scores goals, galore, He scores goals! He scores goals, galore, He scores goals! He scores goals, galore, He scores goals! Paul Scholes - he scores goals... Scholes Chant (in the style of the old Skol beer tv ad with the vikings chant Skol Skol Skol) Scholes, Scholes, Scholes, Scholes, Scholes, Scholes, Scholes, Scholes...

When Johnny Goes Marching Down The Wing (to the tune of 'When Johnny Goes Marching Home Again') When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea! O'Shea! When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea! O'Shea! When Johnny goes marching down the wing, The Stretford End are gonna sing... "We all know that Johnny's gonna score" La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la, La! La! La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la La! La! La, la, la, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la ,la la... "We all know that Johnny's gonna score"! (This song has lately been stolen by Scousers singing it for Fernando Torres. Scousers stealing? Surely, not!) John O'Shea (to the tune of 'The A-Team') John O'Shea! John O'Shea! John O..Shea! John O, John O'Shea! If you've heard any other John O'Shea songs or chants at games.

Jonny Evans Tipped to go back to Sunderland on loan, Fergie made it clear that the young Northern Irish defender would be part of his plans at Old Trafford, especially after Pique returned back to Spain. The future looks bright for Evans although he'll have one hell of a battle to dislodge Ferdinand or Vidic from their starting place. There are currently no songs or chants for Jonny Evans but if you hear any at a United game then feel free to let me know

Darren Fletcher (to the tune of 'You're so sh*t it's unbelievable') Darren Fletcher football genius (Clap Clap clap Clap Clap Clap clap-Clap Clap-Clap) (repeat till he gets subbed for Park) Darren Fletcher (to the tune of 'Gonna Be (500 Miles)' by the Proclaimers) Darren Fletcher! Darren Fletcher! Darren Fletcher! Darren Fletcher! Da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, DA-DA! Darren Fletcher We'll only sit down when Fletcher scores We'll on sit down when Fletch scores, (repeated until asked to sit down) If you've heard any other Darren Fletcher songs or chants at games,

Alberto Manucho Mateus Alberto Contreiras Gonçalves is better known as Manucho. He moved from Petro Atletico, to Manchester United in January 2008.Before playing a game for United, however, he was loaned out to Greek side Panathinaikos for the remainder of the 2007–08 season, due to issues with obtaining a UK work permit. Manucho returned to United for pre-season training in July 2008, when the club re-applied for a work permit for him. He is also a member of the Angolan national team. There are currently no songs or chants for Manucho but if you hear any at a United game then feel free to let me know about it..

Tomasz Kuszczak It's not surprising there isn't a song for Tomasz Kuszczak when his name is so hard to spell. It might be ideal for a game of scrabble but the United fans haven't come up with a song or chant yet for the Polish goalkeeper. Apparently the West Brom fans used to sing... He's our Pole in goal, he's our Pole, He's our Pole in goal, he's our Pole..., If you've heard any other Tomasz Kuszczak songs or chants at games,.

Argentina AR-GEN-TINA! AR-GEN-TINA! (this chant was originally used to wind up fans of teams with a reputation for being 'Little Ing-er-lunders', as United fans love to call them, following England's World Cup exit in 1998. It then became Gabriel Heinze's tune and a further excuse to wind up England fans! Fortunately, for United fans who fall into the anti-England camp, Carlos Tevez came along just as Heinze left and the song continues to be sang, winding up fans of clubs who travel with their club's name emblazoned on St George's crosses.) Who's That Man From Argentina? Who's that man from Argentina? Who's that man they all adore? Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes He's our superstar Tevez And forever at United he will score! If you've heard any other Carlos Tevez songs or chants at games.

Possebon, Posse, Posse-bon (to the tune of 'Baby Give It Up' by KC & The Sunshine Band) Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah - nah... Posse, Posse-bon, Possebon - Posse, Posse-bon... (first heard at Fratton Park on August 24th 2008 when the young Brazilian came on as sub and played a blinder!)