Rafa, Alex !!! You're Bad Bad Boys !!

Fergie: "I phoned Levy and offered him
£18m than told everyone I had bought
Berba, he he"

Rafa: "No way, I bet he went mental. I
went round Keane's house for tea the
other night and when Levy found out he
went berserk... ahhhh ha ha !"

Fergie: "Hey Rafa, I got him again. I
called him back and upped my offer by a
quid"

Rafa: "Oh Sheet, what did he say ?"

Fergie: "He hung up and grassed me up
to the FA miserable git"

Levy: "Hey Ferguson, I suppose you two think you
are funny ? Well I told on you na na na naaaa nah.
I told the FA so there".

Fergie: "Oh wow I'm scared ! When is Berba
arriving in Manchester ?"

Levy: "Oh f*ck off ...."